ASTROSNAKE

🕹️ ASTROSNAKE v1.0 [BETA]

"Cheaper than a Casse-croûte"

Welcome to AstroSnake, an experimental arcade experience built by an 18-year-old dev in Tunisia. This isn't your standard "polished" corporate game. This is Vibe Coding in its purest form—where I talk to AI agents until they scream, 

⚠️ THE "VIBE CODER" DISCLAIMER

• Bugs? Absolutely. I call them "unplanned features."
• Polished? Not even close. It’s held together by digital duct tape and AI prayers.
• Self-Made: This is a solo project using agentic workflows. I'm learning, I'm breaking things, and I'm trying to make a living.
• Reviews: If you hate it, tell me why in the comments. If you love the chaos, support the vibe!
• AI:  codded by AI
  

🚀 FEATURES (OR AT LEAST, WHAT THE AI TOLD ME IT BUILT)

• 11 Unique Biomes: From the neon-soaked Cyber-Grid to the molten Inferno Core. (Some hazards might be more lethal than intended).
• Neural Combat: Blast anomalies with the HELL-FIRE Arsenal. It’s high-velocity, high-chaos.

• Cyber-Pet Drones: Tactical companions that should defend your tail. Keywords: should.
• The Hangar: Unlock 14+ custom skins, including the 'Void Stalker' a

🕹️ CONTROLS (SYNC UP OR CRASH)

• AD / Arrows: Steer your Neural Link.
• Space: Dash (Watch your energy!).
• Shift: Precision Slow-Mo (For when the vibes get too fast).
• F / Enter: Fire Hell-Fire Projectiles.
• E: Activate Banked Power-up.
• Esc: Pause the Uplink.

🎹 TECHNICAL SPECS

• Procedural Audio: Arcade-inspired synth music that’s 100% royalty-free.
• Retro Soul: pixel feel.
• Lightweight: ...

SUPPORT THE MISSION: For $0.99, you're helping a Tunisian student reach the next level

⚠️ THE "DON'T BUY THIS" WARNING (READ BEFORE SPENDING $0.99)

Look, let’s be 100% real here:

• Don't buy this if you expect perfection. This isn't Cyberpunk 2077 (well, maybe it has as many bugs as the launch version, but with less budget).
• It’s a "Vibe" for a reason. Most of this code was whispered into existence by AI agents while I was caffeinated at 3 AM. It might crash. It might lag. It might make your cat look at you weirdly.
• If you aren't sure, don't buy it. I’m an 18-year-old student just trying to make a living and learn. If you want a 10/10 masterpiece, go buy a coffee instead. ☕
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• If you buy this, you’re buying a ticket to a chaotic experiment. If it breaks, don't say I didn't warn you! 🛠️💥
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 It's $0.99. It's buggy. It's weird. It's mine. Buy it to support a Tunisian dev, or don't—the cosmos will still be there tomorrow.

PLS REPORT ANY BUGS OR PROBLEMS OR SUGGESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS :)

Attribution_the_bg_pic:Image by freepik

website : AstroSnake.html-5.me

Slither. 🇹🇳🛰️🐍 AND God bless AI